Terms
What this is
absurdexperience.ca is the home of Nozzle!, a physical conversation experience. Cards are the medium; the product is what happens between people. This site is pre-launch: some things are real, some are forthcoming, and we will not pretend otherwise.
The product
Nozzle! is sold as a physical product. Descriptions on this site describe our intent. We may change details before launch, and if we do, what you ordered is what ships — or you get your money back. No manufactured scarcity, no countdowns, no fake social proof. If we say a batch is small, it is small.
The playable demo
The "Play free" demo on the homepage is a simplified version of the experience, provided as-is for illustration. It owes you nothing and promises nothing.
Your submissions
If you join the waitlist or apply as a facilitator, you send us your name, email, and whatever you write. That email goes to us directly — nothing is stored on this site. We use it to reply to you and to tell you when things launch. See the privacy policy for the full picture.
Intellectual property
Everything on this site — the words, the pipe, the cards shown — belongs to Nozzle Inc. Don't copy it, don't resell it, don't train your knockoff on it. If you want to do something with it, ask: absurdexperience@gmail.com.
No guarantees, no liability
This site and the demo are provided as-is, without warranties of any kind. We are not liable for anything that goes wrong because you visited a website. The most this site can do to you is start an argument at your dinner table — and frankly, that's the point.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of Ontario and the federal laws of Canada. Disputes go to the courts of Toronto, Ontario.
Changes
We may update these terms. The date at the top tells you when they last changed. Continued use of the site after a change means you accept it.